May 2013
darrynek:
itshinyu:
darrynek:
why get a job when you can get hit by cars and sue the drivers
And then you get injured and possibility die? I don’t think so.
get rich or die tryin dont you know the fuckin motto
“I’m one of those people that you have to keep your eye on or I’ll wander off...”
– Jack White (via emilykuenzi)
ryan-in-ma:
But I’ll take a life for you, to spend my life with you
April 2013
myt0xicvalentine:
I hate watching shows once a week, I’m more of a season a day kind of person.
santanaslittlelesbo:
heartless:
when i was in elementary school this fucking bitch claimed that she was queen of the jungle gym and would never let anyone use it so i told her i was telling the teacher and i walked over to the teacher and pointed near her and said “isn’t the sky so pretty today” and she started crying because she thought i told and long story short i was the king of the mother...
jesuschristvevo:
hammahdolo808:
jesuschristvevo:
cute …. loves attention …. always hungry …. sleeps a lot …. i show all the symptoms of being a dog
That’s why you’re called a bitch
yo u better watch ur shit
best-of-funny:
girlhearted:
how to make children
put the thing in the thing
wait for a little bit
baby
X
meladoodle:
wow my email just called my password weak? yo my password could take you on right now you little punk
