darrynek: itshinyu: darrynek: why get a job when you can get hit by cars and sue the drivers And then you get injured and possibility die? I don’t think so. get rich or die tryin dont you know the fuckin motto
I’m one of those people that you have to keep your eye on or I’ll wander off...– Jack White (via emilykuenzi)
ryan-in-ma: But I’ll take a life for you, to spend my life with you
myt0xicvalentine: I hate watching shows once a week, I’m more of a season a day kind of person.
santanaslittlelesbo: heartless: when i was in elementary school this fucking bitch claimed that she was queen of the jungle gym and would never let anyone use it so i told her i was telling the teacher and i walked over to the teacher and pointed near her and said “isn’t the sky so pretty today” and she started crying because she thought i told and long story short i was the king of the mother...
jesuschristvevo: hammahdolo808: jesuschristvevo: cute …. loves attention …. always hungry …. sleeps a lot …. i show all the symptoms of being a dog That’s why you’re called a bitch yo u better watch ur shit
best-of-funny: girlhearted: how to make children put the thing in the thing wait for a little bit baby X
meladoodle: wow my email just called my password weak? yo my password could take you on right now you little punk